101 Reasons Why Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Will Break Up
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Lindsay still has a thing for her ex-model-boyfriend Calum Best.
Sam hates Calum Best.
Lindsay’s father hates Sam.
Sam hates boys.
Lindsay likes boys.
Lindsay can get any guy in the world.
Sam can’t get even one guy.
Sam likes the Dixie Chicks.
Lindsay likes Brett Michaels.
Sam likes Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Lindsay likes Best Week Ever.
Hollywood doesn’t seem to care about their lesbian relationship, thereby mitigating the effects of Lindsay’s “I’m going to do whatever I want, even if it is explosive, irregardless of your heavy scrutiny”.
Sam became a lesbian because she didn’t receive any attention from guys.
Lindsay became a lesbian because she received too much attention from guys. Soon she will miss that.
If Lindsay stays a lesbian, she will start to realize there are actually better looking women out there.
Lindsay will tell Sam that she thinks Britney Spears is kinda hot. Sam will fume.
Lindsay wants to be different than Paris Hilton. Congrats. You dated a girl. You are different. Now go back to making movies and dating guys.
Sam knows Lindsay is not a true lesbian.
Sam can hear an actual clock ticking in her head as to when Lindsay will wake up from her yearlong slumber, look at Sam, say “WTF” and run out of their home.
Sam knows every guy and girl checks out Lindsay when they go out together, and it drives her crazy.
Lindsay is curvy, Sam is bony, Sam should be curvy, but Sam is not curvy.
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101 Reasons Why Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Will Break Up
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